But imagine that Lily would always tease James about how a Chaser is fine and all but he isn’t as important as the Seeker. And James would just sulk and tell Lily that she knew nothing, Chasers were just as important, thankyou very much. And then Harry would go to Hogwarts and become the youngest Seeker in a century. The entire Potter household would break into the debate then, Lily and Harry teaming up to constantly pull James’ leg. And Harry would get all sassy about it, “Oh dad, what’s your highest individual score in a match? Mine is 150. Pretty much the reason we won the cup this year.” Lily would laugh at this and James would sulk in a corner.
And then they would go to the Quidditch World Cup where Krum would catch the snitch, but Ireland would win the Cup. And then James would not stop rubbing it in Lily’s and Harry’s face about how he was right all along. And how it were the Chasers who helped the team win the world championship. Lily and Harry would just argue back saying it happened once. But James would just shake his head and cackle in victory. And then Chaser vs. Seeker would become the ultimate Potter household debate.
Now stop imagining and realize that Harry saw Barty Crouch Jr. pretty much announce Voldemort’s return when he went to watch the Quidditch World Cup finals instead of arguing with his dad while his mom laughed along and poked his dad in the sides. BECAUSE PETER FUCKING PETTIGREW.
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
those nerds in high school who ran like this
when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate