Adventure is out there

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

Do you get popular when your hair is nice or do you get nice hair when you become popular?

skoeskebloesk:

mom: what are you wearing to prom?

Me: apple bottom jeans

Mom: what

Me: boots with the fur

Mom: you’re a boy

Me: *whispers* with the fur

oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

snapchatting:

once upon a time there was an ugly duckling. he was so ugly, everyone knew but no one said anything because they didn’t want to be rude. everything turned out alright though, for he grew up to be a beautiful swan. but all the other swans were beautiful too so he was actually an average swan. he didn’t care though because beauty never mattered to him because he only cared about eating bread crumbs because he was just a stupid-ass bird

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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